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jean-pierre delacroix doing one (1) cocaine and immediately getting blasted into the following week...I love him...

HFGHJKL JEAN!!!!!!

J E A N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whenever I sit down to read p&f I end up having to get up every few minutes to walk around the room and yell but like in a fun way

everyone is terrible I love them all dearly

crying thanks

this is a P&F liveblog twitter account for the rest of the evening my deepest and least sincere apologies

this is a P&F liveblog twitter account for the rest of the evening my deepest and least sincere apologies

COLM'S A DAD????????????

oh shit we're really in it now huh......au revoir Aimé......

yknow I really wasn't expecting to relate to Aimé as hard as I do but here we are

Peadar O'Malley is the true hero of this story...I would die for him

bawling my both eyes out thanks i love Peadar thanks

JEAN NO

NO!!!!!!!

no thoughts head empty only aimé and jean-pierre

why the fuck does jean-pierre own that many letter openers. does he get a new one for every piece of mail he receives.

- LMAO FUCK it's ok lads we've all been there one time or another
- Peadar chunky!!

- Colm has the patience of a saint honestly

bro...thats gay...

I'm boutta throw hands if he lays a FINGER on these boys idc who his boss is in this house we disrespect homophobia

(Actually the idea of my 5"6 preexisting-conditions-having self trying to physically defend a boxer and a literal angel of god against a potentially rude old man is very funny now that ive put one (1) thought at it)

One of my most favorite things about Colm is that he just fixes things, like all the time it seems. If there is a broken item he CAN and WILL fix it and honestly thats absolute king behavior....ngl Colm is many things I aspire to be (sans explosives probably)

shoutout to Damascus steel, in my house we love and respect Damascus steel, one of my most prized possessions is a Damascus steel chef's knife, Jean has excellent taste (though we knew that already)

Incredible

YEAH GET IT GEORGE I love this sweet boy he hasn't got a bastardly bone in his body

a lot of the domestic interactions between jean-pierre and colm and asmodeus remind me of how my siblings and I casually bicker on the rare occasions you get the four of us in one room and its making me

Pádraic's cottage is 100% the home I hope to have someday....big fruit n veggie garden....cozy chairs....spot for knitting....a REAL fireplace....he's living the cottagecore dream I'm so happy for him

HFGHJKLJFGHGJKL Y E A H ?????

I hope Colm has a "Best Dad" mug somewhere, he deserves one

and out of the three he seems the most likely to wear dad tshirts, I hope he has at least one of those too

jean

me
adorable and gay and loudly appreciative of art made by my beloved

Unlimited Suffering

AMIÉ THINKING OF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR THE BOYS......I DIE

I literally hate Amié's parents so much jfghgjkl
Like I know some of these characters are a bit morally grey or murderous or what have you but that's fine I love them anyway, THIS is where I draw the line, Jean is correct,

this is a Mr and Mrs Deverell hate account, if you stan Amié's parents dni

the fucking cut between "jean and amié being gay and in love and discussing Christmas gifts for their family" and "jean mourning the deaths of his first love and first family" has killed me adios I will stop reading for today

I've recovered and I love this line?? This is such a good way to describe this feeling idk idk...very evocative or something

JFGHGJKL Peadar stealing another cat's kill...iconic

The other cat being named Snowman is also iconic. Hes just a little man.

ME EITHER, FUCK

hey De? what the fuck? is that supposed to mean?

Bruh I wanna hear more about these characters omg....I'm a sucker for fire magic AND antiques dealing (and strong funny girls

)

Bruh I wanna hear more about these characters omg....I'm a sucker for fire magic AND antiques dealing (and strong funny girls )

I'm living for the way that the brothers are all so physically affectionate with each other....Jean being as cuddly as he is and needing physical affection and comfort and Colm and De dont even hesitate to hiff him around into laps etc like a big clingy cat...

oh I NEED it

shedding a mf tear..."two favorite families" my HEART for Peadar O'Malley and his many boys

ohhhh Jean.....this poor man...he has endured so much

...

This is Aimé and Jean-Pierre but I have no idea which is which

Ohhh I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!

Doctor Jean-Pierre.....sexy....

....I'd let him give me a tetanus shot any day

Doctor Jean-Pierre.....sexy........I'd let him give me a tetanus shot any day

I Love posessive Jean but also Colm acting as a witness via empathy powers to prove Amié wasnt being horny at anyone else is very funny jfghgjkl
poor Colm.....he has to put up with these two fucky bastards broadcasting their horny vibes 24/7 direct to his skull no wonder hes

jokes about fighting god are OUT, jokes about FUCKING god are IN

yknow I'm not a boxer and I wouldn't describe myself as ugly (though I..am subtly lopsided..) and I dislike working with oils BUT
sometimes Amié says a line and I'm like oough oof ow my relatable bones and I gotta put my phone down and Process JFGHGJKL

these are tiny details but im obsessed with this bc these are 2 of my favorite things (rabbit-shaped objects and elderflower beverages) I love Bedelia