Let's try a DS thread for today đź”˝

What would I say as a DS of 7 selected teams?

Being very modest here, it's just a try out for fun, not the quality of @cyclingmole ... and yes it's a copy paste of his idea, how cheap :)

We start with Valerio Piva of course đź”˝
Valerio Piva - Intermarche

“Ciao, it’s a short stage today, and for us even shorter! Our day stops after 70km. I don’t show you how the finish looks like, that’s no use… Quinten, just make sure to take ALL the mountain points. Nobody cares anyway to make an effort for it. ”
José Luis Arrieta - Movistar

“Vale, no Netflix hoy? Tactic today: we don’t want to chase with the slovenians in our wheels again, Roglic owns us a few stage wins.
In the break : Verona, Samitier and Rubio.
đź”˝
If the break is a succes, Samitier, wait for Mas to bridge. Then, when Mas arrive in the break, but will be tired, so anyway, at least we will be on tv all day! Verona or Rubio, wait for Alejandro in the end if you are not winning. Gracias, estamos listos”
Giuseppe Martinelli - Astana

“Ok, text message from Vino: “Alexey and Oscar break, Jacob and Ion attack late, stage and GC podium for today, I say we win ALL this week. Yesterday no win”

Ok, any questions? No, as I expected… Oh, Stefan, good job dude, more of that today!”
Stangelj & Azanza - Bahrein / Euskaltel

“Buenos dias, we do a talk together, because … anyway, the plan is simple, we are biggest team, and unless Mäder has great legs, we chase! Landa to attack early. Should be an easy win, we know the roads and Landa will beat Slovenians."
Xavier Zandio – Ineos

“G’morning, it rains! Richard, Laurens or Tao in the break. I know the roads here. Let’s see if a team wants to chase. If they don’t, we win today! Adam, just follow Pogacar, you will see how many he will drop on the way.”
Andrej Hauptman - UAE
“Brandon, you will feel what it is to be Roglic today. Just try to hang on and confuse the bees… Pogi, today only GC counts, but a double is possible! We don’t really chase the break, just pretend a bit and let all these spanish teams chase for real. ”
Grisch Niermann - TJV

“The last stage today. Primoz, we made sure that you can’t lose the leaders jersey today! How about that ? How are your legs? Try to follow that young rocket, let them do all the work and chase outsiders.
đź”˝
We don’t do anything today until the last 5km where we drop McNulty easily, Jonas and Sam will stay with Primoz and Tobias is free to go in the break today to test his legs for the giro preparation.”
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