🎞️MOVIE NIGHT🍿

Join me in watching The Castle of Cagliostro, sponsored by the fantastic @InbarFink! I'm truly looking forward to those Vintage Anime Vibes.
I say if your thief has the foresight to chop all the getaway cars in half before he steals your stuff? Let him keep it. He has EARNED it
me and the girls as soon as we're vaccinated
I was content with just doing crime, but now that I know these OTHER guys are doing even MORE crime I just can't let that go
Images that make you google whether dollar bills are biodegradable (they are)
STOP IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR A LONELY ATMOSPHERIC CREDITS SEQUENCE
my preferred method for dealing with the horrors of everyday existence
“Leave you at the altar Barbie” comes with all accessories shown here. “Pretty in Pink Ditchmobile” sold separately
LUPIN III OBEYS NO LAWS..... NOT EVEN THE LAWS OF GRAVITY
This post is dedicated to all the convenient tree branches and stumps that cling to the cliff’s edge in times of peril. Thank you for your service.
Please disregard my previous post. I did not know that the tree was going to be a FUCKING TRAITOR.
I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL
(gasp) she's a Capricorn!
don't look at me. I'm just the cranky groundskeeper who's been carrying a ladder from one end of the estate to the other for the past seven years. welp. back to carrying my ladder
there it is lads.......... the castle of cagliostro...... roll credits
I'd recognize that NEON ORANGE PERSONAL HELICOPTER anywhere
COUNT LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU oh my god he has his airpods in he can't hear us
mentally, I am here
"learning dead languages has no practical applications" well actually the ring I just received from a kidnapped princess is inscribed with early Germanic runes so step off
50% chance the guy behind Lupin is an evil spy 50% chance he’s just a dude who’s trying to enjoy some pasta carbonara without having to hear about the Royal Family
Nooooooo stop trying to assassinate me :( that was my favorite jacket :(
Lady-in-waiting: if only I could find one single shred of evidence that the count is guilty

The count, holding an entire ream of fake money: THESE COUNTERFEIT BILLS ARE TERRIBLE! WHO PRINTED THIS SHIT
Me, Jodot, when I greatly blunder
“sir I think he meant that as an insult, actually”
...this is gonna be the best. surprise. birthday. party. EVER.
Calling the cops on YOURSELF so the castle guard is busy dealing with THEM instead of YOU is such a pro gamer move
he’s gonna be so surprised when he learns about underwater lasers
they say water is the most difficult thing to animate but honestly? Castle of Cagliostro nailed it
You must be this tall for me to respect you📏😌
oh no. this is terrible. who could have predicted this situation.
"epic prank polaroid bust is a waste of castle funds" they said. "no way is this gonna be rad as hell" they said. well today is the day Jodot proves them all wrong
me, age 7, going through the school library's card catalog looking for all the books about penguins
YES we’re both top level spies investigating the same crime. NO we can't make this a "group project"
I thought Lupin was gonna have another costume to sneak his way into the tower but NO he’s just Spider-manning it up the wall like a mad lad. Clever trickery machine ran out. Only climb is left.
(me in court) actually all the things I stole WANTED to be free. I was just liberating the oppressed your honor
For my next trick, I will………. create world peace
it’s the hokey pokey
YES I have blood on my hands. YES I have thousands of fake banknotes in my basement right now. We exist
think of all the war crimes we could do…. TOGETHER
I showed u my gold goat plz respond
it's an exact replica of the genuine Cagliostro ring BUT if you look really close the Gothic script actually translates to "LOL U GOT PWNED"
well. you know what they say. when you're consigned to eternity in the Bone Pit. you gotta make the most of it
(gasp) the count is a chainsmoker!
distracting the police from your crimes by pointing at a bigger, shinier crime right behind them
I regret to inform you that I was actually hot the entire time. I apologize if you were under the impression that I was not an absolute catch
THIS is the exact kind of female mentorship Clarisse was missing in her life. Look at those big Miyazaki eyes. She needs this.
storing all your fake money in an underground vault is a major fire hazard... so if you're printing fraudulent currency, say no to cigarettes! Sailor Moon Says!
I’m sorry. Was the millions of dollars in counterfeit bills somehow NOT proof?
the artist painting this gorgeous celestial mural just KICKING themselves when they realize the trapdoor is actually eight inches to the right
It's a good idea and I agree its the best course of action but that doesn't mean I won't complain about it the whole time
Clarisse: Interesting proposition! Let me answer your ultimatum with another ultimatum.
"hmmm yes I WILL hold an entire man in my left hand and hang on to the wheel of an airborne craft with my right" so much depends upon Fujiko not skipping arm day
ok peace
"Listen. What a rich guy with a bunch of skeletons in his basement does with his spare time is none of OUR business.”

“He’s tanking the world economy”

“It’s nice to hear that he has a hobby.”
Yes it’s me the Count of (reads smudged writing on hand) uhhhhhhh
Man, I can’t tell you how glad I was to find out that the aging palace groundskeeper is ALSO a practicing surgeon!
Now that I think about it... where did I put that gem vacuum... I haven’t seen it in a while... hope I didn’t accidentally throw it out..... there was still gems in there
The Great Gatsby
"After being left for dead by Cagliostro security, Clarisse saved me. Because of her kindness, I was able to make the exact same mistake, again, ten years later"
See, now I don’t feel so bad about forgetting the name of the castle because apparently everyone else in the country did too
Fujiko here with another helpful tip! have you considered: lying about your motives to get what you want
y'all just gonna scroll by without blessing this little baby goat?
YES SIRREE JUST A NORMAL, LEGITIMATE WEDDING, NOTHING BUT GOOD TIMES, FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
an incomplete list of people who may be looking down upon you in the church: saints, assassins, the associated press,
Counts will be like “I want everyone to see how legitimate my wedding is” and then say shit like this
You know how some people have a pinterest wedding inspiration board? I have a board for wedding CRASHING inspiration and I’m pinning this right now
RGU ep 39
gift idea for your enemy's wedding: piñata in the shape of you that's filled with evidence of his many, many crimes
(gasp) but he’s not even ordained!!!
keeping meticulous tabs on the drama without getting involved
"apologies to listeners at home for the interruption in tonight's broadcast. I had to bust a cap in this guy's ass"
Whoops did I accidentally reveal your filthy state secrets on live television!!!!! Clumsy me!!!!!
oh, yeah. everyone knows the Ancient Gothic Goat Riddle. first thing they teach you in the Cagliostro family
DOES ANYONE HERE WANT TO HAVE A REALLY COOL SWORDFIGHT IN A MOVING CLOCKTOWER WITH ME
I am very glad we waited until precisely 2:45 for this showdown because, as you can see, this would otherwise have been significantly more difficult
nice job solving the Ancient Gothic Goat Riddle, asshole
Statler and Waldorf up here watching the castle sink into oblivion
Lupin: yeah I'll say it. i'm kind of disappointed the riddle's "treasure" is of the "cultural" variety
this poor kid does not even know there is a difference between love and bonding over shared trauma yet oh my god
Lupin: Don't worry..... you'll forget all about me as soon as a nice dog comes along....

Clarisse: That's not true! I'll always OMG LOOK OVER THERE IT'S KARL
Clarisse: .......do I know you
ok the movie’s over can I take off the wedding dress now
HELLO. I AM GOING TO CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE. GOODBYE
rescued a princess. demolished the murder castle. uncovered a submerged ancient city. Jigen got a little bridal crown to add to his trademark hat. all in all not a bad week
I RATE THIS MOVIE 3 OUT OF 3 LUPINS
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