

Join me in watching The Castle of Cagliostro, sponsored by the fantastic @InbarFink! I'm truly looking forward to those Vintage Anime Vibes.
I say if your thief has the foresight to chop all the getaway cars in half before he steals your stuff? Let him keep it. He has EARNED it
I was content with just doing crime, but now that I know these OTHER guys are doing even MORE crime I just can't let that go
“Leave you at the altar Barbie” comes with all accessories shown here. “Pretty in Pink Ditchmobile” sold separately
This post is dedicated to all the convenient tree branches and stumps that cling to the cliff’s edge in times of peril. Thank you for your service.
don't look at me. I'm just the cranky groundskeeper who's been carrying a ladder from one end of the estate to the other for the past seven years. welp. back to carrying my ladder
"learning dead languages has no practical applications" well actually the ring I just received from a kidnapped princess is inscribed with early Germanic runes so step off
50% chance the guy behind Lupin is an evil spy 50% chance he’s just a dude who’s trying to enjoy some pasta carbonara without having to hear about the Royal Family
Lady-in-waiting: if only I could find one single shred of evidence that the count is guilty
The count, holding an entire ream of fake money: THESE COUNTERFEIT BILLS ARE TERRIBLE! WHO PRINTED THIS SHIT
The count, holding an entire ream of fake money: THESE COUNTERFEIT BILLS ARE TERRIBLE! WHO PRINTED THIS SHIT
Calling the cops on YOURSELF so the castle guard is busy dealing with THEM instead of YOU is such a pro gamer move
"epic prank polaroid bust is a waste of castle funds" they said. "no way is this gonna be rad as hell" they said. well today is the day Jodot proves them all wrong
YES we’re both top level spies investigating the same crime. NO we can't make this a "group project"
I thought Lupin was gonna have another costume to sneak his way into the tower but NO he’s just Spider-manning it up the wall like a mad lad. Clever trickery machine ran out. Only climb is left.
(me in court) actually all the things I stole WANTED to be free. I was just liberating the oppressed your honor
YES I have blood on my hands. YES I have thousands of fake banknotes in my basement right now. We exist
it's an exact replica of the genuine Cagliostro ring BUT if you look really close the Gothic script actually translates to "LOL U GOT PWNED"
well. you know what they say. when you're consigned to eternity in the Bone Pit. you gotta make the most of it
I regret to inform you that I was actually hot the entire time. I apologize if you were under the impression that I was not an absolute catch
THIS is the exact kind of female mentorship Clarisse was missing in her life. Look at those big Miyazaki eyes. She needs this.
storing all your fake money in an underground vault is a major fire hazard... so if you're printing fraudulent currency, say no to cigarettes! Sailor Moon Says!
the artist painting this gorgeous celestial mural just KICKING themselves when they realize the trapdoor is actually eight inches to the right
It's a good idea and I agree its the best course of action but that doesn't mean I won't complain about it the whole time
"hmmm yes I WILL hold an entire man in my left hand and hang on to the wheel of an airborne craft with my right" so much depends upon Fujiko not skipping arm day
"Listen. What a rich guy with a bunch of skeletons in his basement does with his spare time is none of OUR business.”
“He’s tanking the world economy”
“It’s nice to hear that he has a hobby.”
“He’s tanking the world economy”
“It’s nice to hear that he has a hobby.”
Man, I can’t tell you how glad I was to find out that the aging palace groundskeeper is ALSO a practicing surgeon!
Now that I think about it... where did I put that gem vacuum... I haven’t seen it in a while... hope I didn’t accidentally throw it out..... there was still gems in there
"After being left for dead by Cagliostro security, Clarisse saved me. Because of her kindness, I was able to make the exact same mistake, again, ten years later"
See, now I don’t feel so bad about forgetting the name of the castle because apparently everyone else in the country did too
Fujiko here with another helpful tip! have you considered: lying about your motives to get what you want
an incomplete list of people who may be looking down upon you in the church: saints, assassins, the associated press,
Counts will be like “I want everyone to see how legitimate my wedding is” and then say shit like this
You know how some people have a pinterest wedding inspiration board? I have a board for wedding CRASHING inspiration and I’m pinning this right now
gift idea for your enemy's wedding: piñata in the shape of you that's filled with evidence of his many, many crimes
"apologies to listeners at home for the interruption in tonight's broadcast. I had to bust a cap in this guy's ass"
oh, yeah. everyone knows the Ancient Gothic Goat Riddle. first thing they teach you in the Cagliostro family
I am very glad we waited until precisely 2:45 for this showdown because, as you can see, this would otherwise have been significantly more difficult
Lupin: yeah I'll say it. i'm kind of disappointed the riddle's "treasure" is of the "cultural" variety
this poor kid does not even know there is a difference between love and bonding over shared trauma yet oh my god
Lupin: Don't worry..... you'll forget all about me as soon as a nice dog comes along....
Clarisse: That's not true! I'll always OMG LOOK OVER THERE IT'S KARL
Clarisse: That's not true! I'll always OMG LOOK OVER THERE IT'S KARL
rescued a princess. demolished the murder castle. uncovered a submerged ancient city. Jigen got a little bridal crown to add to his trademark hat. all in all not a bad week