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I have never seen the Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield Spider-Man movies, but I just got the boxed set and will be watching over the coming hours/weeks
Okay, first takeaway is that Tobey is very cute in this. Really captures Peter’s nerdy side.
The special effects are very 2000s 
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Does the spider bite make him buff? I would like a Steve Rogers-esque transformation.
Loving the Breaking Dawn genetic transformation sequence
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Do you think Tobey and MJ ever re-enacted the You Belong With Me music video?
Aaaand another Twilight scene in the cafeteria
Corniest dialogue ever written in this backyard scene.
“You’re taller than you look.”
“I hunch.”
“Don’t.”
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“You’re taller than you look.”
“I hunch.”
“Don’t.”
Really making the subtext
We love a costume design montage
“What’s going on in there? You’re acting so strangely, Peter!”
“Okay, thanks.”
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“Okay, thanks.”
I’m DYING.
Bet that’s not the first time Aunt May knocked on the door while Peter was shooting his web
Kinda sad Tom Holland never got an Uncle Ben. He’s heartwarming.
Wrestling in full costumes with made-up names is THE definition of straight camp
OH MY GOD I was not prepared for Uncle Ben to go this soon. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht"> (Totally oblivious to the details of this origin story.)
Stylistically, this is Not A Good Movie. Here for the story and for Tobey tho!
Where did he get this new suit? Does he sew now?
Elizabeth Banks is in this?? We stan.
I could have sworn Cameron Diaz was in this movie (false memory? Mandela effect?).
Turns out it’s Kirsten Dunst!
Same flavor.
Turns out it’s Kirsten Dunst!
Same flavor.
My rating of this Green Meanie action sequence is: They tried.
I can’t tell if they’re in on the joke? Is it...supposed to be...like this?
Willem Dafoe? More like Jim Carrey. That’s the caricature I’m getting from this.
Deciding to lean in! And pour another!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥃" title="Tumblerglas" aria-label="Emoji: Tumblerglas">
Deciding to lean in! And pour another!
Guys, I swear I sincerely believed it was called the Green Meanie. Turns out that’s actually the villain from season two of Scream Queens. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷♂️" title="Achselzuckender Mann" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckender Mann">
Another Twilight scene with the creeps in the alley!!
These are practically the same movie.
These are practically the same movie.
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My, Grandma, what a pointy green skull you have!
