Just turned on #Dateline and I'm already hearing about a sex dungeon? Damn, this should be a crazy one

Bob was cute af planting their Christmas trees, but I always think it's the husband #Dateline

Ok, now I know Bob ain't shit. Nobody gets killed over coppin their personal stash of trees. Please. #Dateline

Looooord, they had a sex dungeon. Not #MasterBob #Dateline

Not #50ShadesofGrossePoint #Dateline

Sorry, but I'm not going to a "dungeon party" in a warehouse or under a bar. #Dateline

Bob's mistress finding out he was married on TV #Dateline

If you're gonna hire someone to murder me, can you spend at least 10k? Sheesh, what a cheap ass. #Dateline

There's something about this Gentz guy that I just can't put my finger on...I don't know that he did it. And where the hell have I seen him before?? #Dateline

You expect me to believe she was cool with him having a mistress? #Dateline