my doordash delivery was just completed and this is the text my dasher sent me
“did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?”
update: my fucking order’s not here.......
I —
so, get this: they completely botched this first attempt and i never received the order, so the customer service rep ordered a redelivery for me............ that was 90 minutes (the order should only take 30)
i call my dasher to see what's going on and AN IRATE OLD LADY CUSSES ME OUT. apparently she thinks i'm a telemarketer that's harassing her. she's not my driver.

what the fuck is going on?!
i am begging you for one (1) successfully delivered meal today, @DoorDash

holy shit
in conclusion:

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