@AnnaForFlorida is the real life Leslie Knope #changemymind

I'm pretty sure that makes @ida_v_e Ann Perkins?

I'm gonna say @_lcoops is probably the Donna of the office

@austinvalle you're the Andy Dwyer of the office. Mainly because you're involved in as many things Andy was (shoe shine business, MouseRat, Running Charity). Also, I'm sure you'll end up with a show just like The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show

@AlexanderWeeden is Tom Haverford. I will not be taking any questions.

Oh no, I just realized in this scenario this makes @RonDeSantisFL is definitely Jeremy Jamm. Motives are corrupted, offers political favors, in it for himself - that tracks.