I just had the WILDEST convo w/ my mom. She suddenly brought up this girl I was seeing years ago and... It& #39;s her new boss& #39;s daughter. "Well, I know her father caught you having sex in YOUR CAR. For christ& #39;s sake, Kristen, you should& #39;ve got a room I gave you an AMEX for a reason."

I don& #39;t know if you know this but Catholic parents do not talk about sex ever, even with their adult children, so I am DEAD at this point... and then, "You think I don& #39;t know just how much sex you had as a teenager? My god, if you were a son I& #39;d be SWIMMING in grandkids." Ohmygod

"Your father and I had a running tally of how many girls you snuck out of your bedroom..." KILL ME.

"Dad was quite proud, actually. & #39;That kid gets more ass than Steven ever did& #39; (my older brother.)" Fuck me dead.

My heart has STOPPED. I am FLATLINED. My GHOST has typed this thread...