absolutely losing my shit imagining POTUS press conferences starting with "FINALLY DWAYNE JOHNSON HAS COME BACK TO WASHINGTON D.C."

"Dwayne Johnson gives thanks to the millions AND THE MILLIONS of his voters for putting him in the White House."

Debate Moderator: "Mr. Johnson, what will your foreign policy be against our most hostile adversaries?"

DJ:

CNN: "Now lets talk infrastructure. What do you plan on doing with broadband, highways, and the power grid?"

DJ: "I'm gonna take your little freeways. Shine 'em up real nice. TURN THEM SUMBITCHES SIDEWAYS AND STICK EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS"

Just call the UN "GovernMania" and hold it every April.