How can y'all tell when someone has just moved to Austin? Correct answers only
"Holy shit, I just bought a 1,900 square foot house in a place called Circle C for only 800k, these Texas hicks don't know how bad I just ripped them off. It was only $150k over asking. It's only 12 miles from downtown"
"Hook Them!"
"Dallas sounds really cool. I can't wait to visit"
"THE CHIPS AND SALSA ARE FREE WHAT THE FUCK?????"
"I don't understand, Spring in Michigan is THREE MONTHS, how can it only last a week in Austin?"
"Town Lake? Can you be more specific? Which town"
"How is there so much parking here?"
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