“I’m healthy because I replace carbs with 6,000 calories of dairy!”
Instead of eating more vegetables you became obsessed with bacon and cheese hacks. Atkins was a plant for big cheese change my mind.
Omg that whole channel is full of bad recipes.
Basically keto is where you add bacon to everything because white people don’t know how to use salt. Literally not ONE recipe I’ve seen here so far uses salt.
“Instead of salt today because it’s unhealthy we’ll be adding a shit ton of cheese and Mayo and bacons duh you’re healthy now enjoy your coronary artery disease.”
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