Insecure Comedian Pressed Me Over Liking His GFs IG Photos....

A saga

“Guy” (we’ll call him) asks me “Do you know Whasserface?”
Me: I don’t know maybe if I saw her
Guy: You follow her on IG and you like a lot of her pictures...

Me: Oh ok.. (it was here I knew I was being pressed)
Guy: Well Whasserface is my GF

Me: Oh, well I’m not going to change any of my behavior..

Two things to know about my IG activity
1- I’ll follow back damn near anybody
2- I’ll like posts and scroll without looking

But now I’m like “who is this b!?”

I’m obsessed with this b because... stay with me...

Why would he approach me if she wasn’t attracted to me? What did he observe that made him want to approach me and plea with me to leave his b be?
Am I her type?

I’m givin her profile hella looks askin myself “Is she MY type?”

Besides her fn with insecure boyfriend she not really my type

BUT insecure dudes GF is heavily in my lane/right up my alley

Then my paranoid mind got ACTIVE and thought “what if she using an insecure BF as a prop to make herself more desirable and she SENT ole Guy to me to put herself onto my radar!?”

Shouts out to my plug for such blessed paranoia