˚◞♡ how to summon a lesbian a step by step thread ˎˊ˗༄

(disclaimer this thread is a joke & me making fun of stereotypes pls don’t take it seriously, the only thing that is serious is step 5)

step 1:
start playing girl in red for when the lesbian arrives, it’s the lesbian gospel music

step 2:
have a show ready, most lesbians love shows with wlw ships, here are some i recommend:

step 3:
adopt a cat, the more they look like this the better:

step 4:
pspspspspspspsp
(WORKS EVERYTIME!! they are guaranteed to come running!!)

step 5:
give them love bc they deserve it!!
(/srs all lesbians deserve all the love in the world)

again this thread was a joke pls don’t take anything (except step 5) seriously, now go give one of ur lesbian moots a hug they deserve it

end of thread ♡