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˚◞♡ how to summon a lesbian a step by step thread ˎˊ˗༄
(disclaimer this thread is a joke & me making fun of stereotypes pls don’t take it seriously, the only thing that is serious is step 5)
step 1:
start playing girl in red for when the lesbian arrives, it’s the lesbian gospel music
start playing girl in red for when the lesbian arrives, it’s the lesbian gospel music
step 2:
have a show ready, most lesbians love shows with wlw ships, here are some i recommend:
have a show ready, most lesbians love shows with wlw ships, here are some i recommend:
step 3:
adopt a cat, the more they look like this the better:
adopt a cat, the more they look like this the better:
step 4:
pspspspspspspsp
(WORKS EVERYTIME!! they are guaranteed to come running!!)
pspspspspspspsp
(WORKS EVERYTIME!! they are guaranteed to come running!!)
step 5:
give them love bc they deserve it!!
(/srs all lesbians deserve all the love in the world)
give them love bc they deserve it!!
(/srs all lesbians deserve all the love in the world)
again this thread was a joke pls don’t take anything (except step 5) seriously, now go give one of ur lesbian moots a hug they deserve it
end of thread ♡
