I just picked up a book and the Director-General of the BBC popped up from behind the sofa & slapped it out of my hand.
Normal people: "Oh it& #39;s sad about Prince Phillip isn& #39;t it?"
The BBC: "WATCH 13 HOURS OF NOTHING BUT HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE THAT WE& #39;VE TELEVISED & SOME VAGUE ANECDOTES FROM PEOPLE WHO MET HIM ONCE, YOU UNPATRIOTIC CUNTS!"
The BBC: "WATCH 13 HOURS OF NOTHING BUT HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE THAT WE& #39;VE TELEVISED & SOME VAGUE ANECDOTES FROM PEOPLE WHO MET HIM ONCE, YOU UNPATRIOTIC CUNTS!"