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50 questions to answer when you're bored, except most of them don't make sense
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1. what's less embarrassing and why? to piss yourself or shit yourself?
2. who is the fourth person on your missed calls list?
3. stardew valley or animal crossing?
4. warm lighting or bright white lighting?
5. what's the quickest way to dispose of a dead body in a hotel room?
6. tomorrow you have a date with one of your moots, who would be the worst choice? tag them
7. what would be much better if you could just change the color of it?
8. when was the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs?
9. when was the last time you literally stopped in your tracks to smell some flowers?
10. if you could kill off any character from any show, who would it be?
11. two people from the list are drowning, you can only save two of them. who's your pick?
- mom
- dad
- sibling
- comfort character
- crush character
- grandma
- grandpa
- character you pretend to dislike/hate but you actually love them
- best friend
- childhood friend
- mom
- dad
- sibling
- comfort character
- crush character
- grandma
- grandpa
- character you pretend to dislike/hate but you actually love them
- best friend
- childhood friend
12. if you were about to get into a fight, what sound would start playing?
13. would you rather shoot spaghetti out of your fingers or sneeze meatballs?
14. are you a good liar?
15. yes or no?
16. can you curl your tongue?
17. what's your record number when it comes to cracking bones in your body?
18. what are your 3 turn ons and 3 turn offs?
19. what's your 11:11 wish?
20. what's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?
21. what's one things you wish you could unsee?
22. who's a character you would slap for free?
23. what's your grossest personal habit?
24. which one of your mutuals would you go skinny dipping with?
25. would you rather have guacamole as spit or hot salsa sauce as snot?
26. what would you do if you were in a public bathroom and you just ran out of toilet paper after taking a big shit?
27. do you say "i have to take a shit" or "i have to poop"?
28. would you leave your s/o at the altar on your wedding day to go to your comfort character's wedding instead?
29. what couple do you want to get a divorce? (can be real or fictional)
30. would you expose your groupchat for $100k?
31. how many plush animals have you kissed?
32. have you ever asked someone out?
33. what do you think your kid's first word will be?
34. name one person or character you would change lives with for 24 hours
35. which dead character from any show do you want to bring back?
36. would the cast of your favourite show survive as the cast of your least favourite show?
37. if it was possible, would you rather save your current self or your past self?
38. do you believe in soulmates?
39. would you let your pet read your browser history?
40. bath in tomatoes or shower in blueberries?
41. how many marshmallows can you have in your mouth and still be able to say "bugs bunny"?
42. if humans evolved from apes or chimps, why are the chimps and apes still here?
43. do fish get thirsty?
44. do you think man-eating sharks also eat women?
45. would you rather know how you die or when you die?
46. if you could attend your own funeral as a guest and hold a speech, what would you say?
47. would your five-year-old self be proud of you now?
48. what's the one thing you learned as a kid and never forgot?
49. do you prefer visiting your grandparents or your aunt & uncle?
50. would you rather be a greek god, norse god or egyptian god?
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