Many of you know of my long held doctrine "That White Guy Isnt Hot He& #39;s Just a Brunette", but until recently, I have not created an official test for such doctrines. I& #39;m happy to announce that this has been correct. THE TEST FOR THE JUST A BRUNETTE DOCTRINE IS AS FOLLOWS

This is the easiest step.

1) If you removed all of his hair - both proper hair and facial hair - would he still be attractive? If no, then he& #39;s not hot, he& #39;s just a brunette.

2) Would you be able to find more than one man that looks like him at any given Texas BBQ? If so, then he& #39;s probably not hot.

A little more subjective, but important nonetheless.

3) Has he recently gotten attention for something related to politics? If so, I can guarantee that he& #39;s not hot, he& #39;s just a brunette who pissed off people you don& #39;t like.

4) If he passes all of the above, but you don& #39;t think you& #39;d care as much about him if he was wearing basketball shorts and a tank top rather than whatever airbrushed photo you have happened upon - he is brunette, not hot.