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Many of you know of my long held doctrine "That White Guy Isnt Hot He's Just a Brunette", but until recently, I have not created an official test for such doctrines. I'm happy to announce that this has been correct. THE TEST FOR THE JUST A BRUNETTE DOCTRINE IS AS FOLLOWS
This is the easiest step.
1) If you removed all of his hair - both proper hair and facial hair - would he still be attractive? If no, then he's not hot, he's just a brunette.
1) If you removed all of his hair - both proper hair and facial hair - would he still be attractive? If no, then he's not hot, he's just a brunette.
2) Would you be able to find more than one man that looks like him at any given Texas BBQ? If so, then he's probably not hot.
A little more subjective, but important nonetheless.
A little more subjective, but important nonetheless.
3) Has he recently gotten attention for something related to politics? If so, I can guarantee that he's not hot, he's just a brunette who pissed off people you don't like.
4) If he passes all of the above, but you don't think you'd care as much about him if he was wearing basketball shorts and a tank top rather than whatever airbrushed photo you have happened upon - he is brunette, not hot.
