this thing always opens up on its own ok
until i caught a motherfuckin huge foot sized rat red handed and the minute I turned the light on it was scrambling around and opened that thing and went inside like bro??????
what the fuck do you think you are??? fucking hell, watch me rat your ass out to the caretaker you dumb bitch
bro that motherfucker was hiding behind the commode like u bitch ass hoe that trick would've worked if you didn't eat like a goddamn pig and if you had some brains because i could literally fucking see you
fucking hell I'm scared bro jesus christ i thought i was alone in this room like bro wtf you even looking for in my bathroom man just go away and never come back mf
bro i shit you not that rat must have thought it was quicksilver or sth fucking hell
like bro you literally were frozen how tf u think u so fly mf
bro I've never had to deal with a fucking rat rat all by myself I'm literally shitting myself now what will the caretaker even do fkn hell
god doesn't exist cuz if they did why would they make a rat so fucking big for duck's sake
bro I'm not in the mood for a fucking typo jesus fucking christ goddamn
i went to the caretaker and MY FUCKING GOD THEY WERE SHOOK TOO
he was like close it
THANKS PRABHAKAR I DID NOT TRY DOING THAT EXACT THING 20 TIMES ALREADY THESE TWO WEEKS
ight I'm gonna fill up a bucket full of water and put over it SUCK THAT U MF RAT I'M THE ONE WHO ASSERTS DOMINANCE AROUND HERE U FUCKTARD GTFO
i shall try recording this time to see if it's still there
bhaag gaya saala
ain't no mf gonna fuck w Heavy Duty Jago
guys important hostel hack:
have a bucket in your bathroom even if you don't use it, your foes will always ambush you and you'll have to be ready
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