I took a shower so naturally I& #39;m ready to turn in for the day. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ł" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">

Please send floofs & furry pets or do the selfie game. I need motivation. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

I gotta get half vaccinated. I just gotta.
Thanks. I& #39;m on the car now. Make it last forever is playing.

They sent a white Caddy. I feel very Black right now lol.
I wore the worst possible shirt. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ł" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
Luckily the shirt has a wide neck because this shirt is already one size too big.

I spent more time talking that taking the shot. Barely felt it.
I got the Pfizer shot. I tasted pennies right away.

They& #39;re watching me for thirty minutes due to my history of not being best friends with my targeted chemo in 2016.
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