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British humour at its very best. V witty! Enjoy it, especially the #Shakespeare lovers

William Shakespeare came to get vaccinated.

Nurse: “Which arm”?
Shakespeare: ”As You Like It”.
Nurse: “Was that painful”?
Shakespeare: ”Much Ado About Nothing”

Nurse: “You will have to have a second jab”?
Shakespeare: ”Measure For Measure”.
Nurse: “So what do you think of the general awareness with regard to Covid”?
Shakespeare: ”Comedy Of Errors”.

Nurse: “I heard your wife Anne decided to get vaccinated in the company of her friends”?
Shakespeare: ”The Merry Wives of Windsor”.
Nurse: “Did you try
convincing her” ?
Shakespeare: ”Love’s Labour Lost”

Nurse: “Wouldn’t she listen to you”?
Shakespeare: ”A Midsummer Night’s Dream”.
Nurse: “So what happened at the other vaccination centre”?
Shakespeare: ”The Tempest”.
Nurse: “But it worked out”?
Shakespeare: ”The Taming Of The Shrew”

Nurse: “So it is okay then”?
Shakespeare: ”All’s Well That Ends Well”
Shakespeare: “Will I have any adverse effects”?
Nurse: “Wait until The Twelfth Night”

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