MLB's merch store is having a big sale, but most of the stuff they make is so incredibly ugly. Seriously. If MLB wants to grow the game they need to upgrade that drip! Fire everyone designing your merch right now. Shit is can!
For real. My mom's Giants shirts from the 90's that she still has today are absolute fire. They eviscerate ANYTHING available on the site right now. Better off looking at secondhand markets and trying to find cool discontinued designs than trying to find anything on MLB Store.
Very strong "How do you do, fellow kids?" vibes here.
Why aren't we making this anymore? Where did these designs go?
This shirt has been living in my head rent free since I was a baby. We need this! Give me a gigantic Crawford caricature head right now!
Seriously. How did we go from these to this? You can still put the Nike logo on this. Who wants these god damn basic ass narc looking ass shirts? Literally anyone who wears these new designs is an undercover cop.
I just can't with this. What are we doing here? How did we get here?
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