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My partner has mates over and he’d banked on it only being the one cool dude (Dude 1) he likes out of the possible trio they often come in. Dude 2 he doesn’t mind and figured he come. Dude 3 was assumed not to be coming and is likely a narcissist.
I hadn’t met any but knew the run down of who was who and just wandered downstairs to say my 5 minute hello and found all 3 dudes + my partner looking mighty irritated 
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All I know of Dude 3 is from the one time my partner met him and he made it his mission to mention multiple times the very well known family he was from. The word heir is probably appropriate and he defs enjoys pointing that out.
And I can confirm after 5 minutes in his presence that I do not wish to be alone in his presence ever.
Even the dog bailed and followed me back upstairs https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
Anyway my partner is an introvert who does not enjoy flashy dickheads and this must be a literal nightmare for him.
Oh well guess I’ll run myself a bath and enjoy my evening
Omg at least one of them needs to pee like every 5 minutes???
They’re hanging out in the room that has all my CDs and vinyl and I swear to god if anyone touches anything I will riot.
Omg I think they’re leaving?????? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Gefaltete Hände" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Gefaltete Hände" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Gefaltete Hände" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Gefaltete Hände" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Gefaltete Hände" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Gefaltete Hände" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Gefaltete Hände" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Gefaltete Hände" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände">
