#ItaFushiWeek2021
situations that might or might not have happened:
D5 - bookstores AU

@itafushiweek

1.
M: Have u got what u needed? I’m about to pay

*staring at a book titled “How to impress your man”, written by “a sexy jj sorcerer [Gojo]”*
Y:...yeah yeah oc

2.
M: I’m gonna go look for a book at the nearby bookstore and u stay with Inumaki- do NOT separate

*1 sec later*
*Yuji went to eat*

Man: Sir, that’s not- we don’t sell it.
I: Tuna.
Man: But:
*pointing aggressively at a book abt frogs*
I: TU-NA ?

3.
Y: Ahahaa we’re going on a date! uwu
M: No we’re NOT!
Y: Then why did u take me w/ u if yk I’m a pain?
*blushing and looking away*
M: tsk
Y: And yk I’m gonna finish all your savings on weird crap?
*crossing his arms*
M: OK FINE.

4.
*gets a paper cut*
Y: AAAHH! MEGUMI!!
M: OMG- I have some bandages in my right pocket for these emergencies but my hands are full.

*later*
M: Why are you so close to me?
*Yuji’s injured hand is in his pocket*
Y: Hehehehe.. I was.. cold.
*both blushing as hell*

5.
Y: Look at what I bought!
*Megumi doesn’t care*

*later*
M: WTF are you doing to my hair??
Y: I’m tryin the french braid from the book I just bought [from the hairdresser I went specifically for].

- end of thread -