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Fuck it. Let's finally watch Space Jam.
This opening credits sequence is just pedal to the metal, right out of the gate. Damn.
This opening credits sequence is just pedal to the metal, right out of the gate. Damn.
MJ's retiring. Movie's over already? Oh.
Wasting no time getting into the Goods.
Totally not DeVito.
Wasting no time.
Man, EVERYONE is just straight up blowing Michael in public.
"Get that shaving cream out of my goddamned face."
"Nobody cares, Michael!"
"Nobody cares, Michael!"
So... the Looney Tunes universe is at the center of the earth...?
Before you COOK him? The fuck... ? :D
Just realizing, this film -- credits included -- is only an hour and 11 minutes. What the hell?
Alea iacta est.
Interesting choice of scarf.
See, I knew the little alien guys bulk up into giant monsters. But I didn't realize they also stole the "talent" of other NBA players. Guess that makes sense...
Wayne Knight delivering a reference to every major endorsement Jordan has.
Fucking COVID even here?!
And there we are.
Look at that shirt. Wow.
Dyin'. 
Are you gonna put up with this, @GOP?
I was wrong about that one hour, 11 minutes thing. It was how much was left. I can't read. :(
STOP IT MOVIE
They just killed Jordan.
And so, the Rule 34 odyssey begins. But where the hell did she come from? She just kind of appears and wants to try out.
Daffy refers to real life as "3D land" in a derogatory manner.
Bugs and Daffy are breaking into Jordan's house to grab his b-ball gear. The integration between animation and real life is actually pretty good. Matching lighting pretty well.
What a fuzz foot.
Jordan's kids are surprisingly eager to give these animated supernatural strangers their father's shorts.
The fortune teller basically tells the talent-robbed players the entire story of the movie from the back of the box. 
Tell me about it. :(
Wow, they're just gonna jump right into the big game, eh? I mean, 10 minutes ago the Tune Squad was a laughing stock. A little "Sweatin' to the Oldies" and they're ready to go, eh?
Uh. Huh.
I mean, yes, it's placebo. But they're eager as shit to guzzle down some performance enhancing drugs.
Alright.
Fucking COVID.
Geesh.
It looks so REAL.
This is pretty funny, actually. Considering the producer referenced earlier in this thread. :)
Art.
