making a thread of fictional men i would fuck given the chance because micro did and it's time to steal her idea cause it's a banger. limited myself to 10 cause i wanted to not be here all night.

Guido Mista
he's stylish as fuck, really superstisous, and trish says he stinks so you know he's got that musk. also kind of a moron, but his ass does not quit. i think he'd be pretty aggressive in bed and honestly? yes please! man handle me

Dionysus
Fabulously sexy, brings the party wherever he goes, and has never had a sharp edge in his life. just being around him would be intoxicating, and i think he'd make such warm and fuzzy lay. big and gentle but strong!! he strikes me as very passionate

Dark Sun Gwyndolin
kind of a freak what with the bad parents situation and the trying to murder me. coarse up front, but i think he'd be a mushy sweetheart in a sexy situation. plus he's got snakes. could be kinda fun to have some snakes around.

Mr. Peanutbutter
okay i know this one seems like a joke, but hear me out. fiercely loyal, ditzy, and always elated to see me. big fuzzy warm body, genuinely cares about how the fucking is going for me. very communicative and willing to get uncomfortable to make me happy

Gyro Zeppeli
i want this unbelievably sexy doofus so bad. he and johnny share one brain cell and he gets it for maybe 5 seconds ever. he is brave, confident, and who knows what kind of freaky shit he can do with spin but it would be fun to find out. plus he rides horses

Speed O Sound Sonic
he's always trying to prove how strong he is and he never admits that he's a wimp. i think he'd try so hard at fucking and that would be really nice for me. plus i could goad him so easy and he gets flustered and that just sounds adorable. twink ass

Sephiroth
he's just so sexy walking around in all that leather all the time. 100% he'd be into some magic bondage stuff and that sounds so hot. he's such a daddy. totally in control and so deliberate with what he says and does. wow

Frankenstein
woah check it out another daddy. he's like a personification of the struggle between good and evil, and smart and a little mad to boot. i think he'd do some insane crazy with that dick! or maybe he's got 2 or something i dunno. he's hot

Shota "Eraser Head" Aizawa
wow yet another daddy. cares so much about his students, really strong but too cool to care most of the time, likes to work smart not hard. it's hard for me to imagine that he wouldn't be just such a sweetheart under that gruff facade

Weather Report
super gay, dumptruck ass, has horns. he definitely smells like petrichor and loves to cuddle after plowing my ass. his skin would be so soft and nice

i know a lot of these are jojos men but it's not my fault they're so attractive, okay? good thread everyone