okay so this is my first twitter thread and im going to be rating how musty each evan peters character is from least musty to most musty

at number 10 we have james patrick march, i know damn right this mf showers often

at number 9 we have mr gallant, idk he just looks very very clean

at number 8 we have rory monahan, he looks like he smells good so im assuming he has well hygiene

at number 7 we have edward philippe mott, it was the 1800s so it was probably a struggle to shower so he probably did it every other day

at number 6 we have jeff pfister, he definitely showers two times a week because hes too busy doing coke

at number 5 we have kit walker, obviously in the asylum his hygiene was terrible so i dont really need to explain

at number 4 we have tate langdon, he probably thinks because hes dead that gives him a free pass to not shower

at number 3 we have kyle spencer, he cant shower on his own so i really dont need to explain

at number 2 we have kai anderson, we all know he showers but wtf is up with his hair hes so hot but his hair makes me feel greasy

and finally at number 1 we have jimmy darling, he seriously never showers because there is no shower at the freak show + hes always drunk so yeah the end