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How long I would manage to date the members of the fellowship and why (if they were single/alive)
2 years. I’d slowly start to realize he cares more about his horse and his sword than me, and he’ll never get the hang of opening up to someone and will brood instead.
Frodo
We’ll go on one date and he’ll talk about his gardener Sam the whole time. I’ll kiss his cheek and hope he works it out
We’ll go on one date and he’ll talk about his gardener Sam the whole time. I’ll kiss his cheek and hope he works it out
Legolas
I want this to work out, I do. But 3 dates in we’ll get naked, I’ll realize he is physically far too perfect for me, have a panic attack on the drive home, and cancel our 4th date (even though he was perfectly nice)
I want this to work out, I do. But 3 dates in we’ll get naked, I’ll realize he is physically far too perfect for me, have a panic attack on the drive home, and cancel our 4th date (even though he was perfectly nice)
Merry/Pippin
Absolutely not. I’m way too type A. They’d never actually ask me on a date but to “hang out” but it falls through. Sorry.
Absolutely not. I’m way too type A. They’d never actually ask me on a date but to “hang out” but it falls through. Sorry.
Gandalf
2 months
I would learn so much and half so much fun! But ultimately I’d break things off bc I know deep down I’m using him to hang out with his buddy Shadowfax, coolest fictional horse of all time. I’d get him to teach me to blow smoke shapes with pipes
2 months
I would learn so much and half so much fun! But ultimately I’d break things off bc I know deep down I’m using him to hang out with his buddy Shadowfax, coolest fictional horse of all time. I’d get him to teach me to blow smoke shapes with pipes
Gimli
1 group dinner where he gets food stuck in his beard and brags the whole time. It’s fun for a crowd but when he asks me out I politely decline and tell him I can’t grow a beard
1 group dinner where he gets food stuck in his beard and brags the whole time. It’s fun for a crowd but when he asks me out I politely decline and tell him I can’t grow a beard
Galadriel
1 glorious perfect year. She’d very very kindly dump me to go be perfect in the West (let’s be honest I was holding her back) I’ll love her forever tho.
1 glorious perfect year. She’d very very kindly dump me to go be perfect in the West (let’s be honest I was holding her back) I’ll love her forever tho.
Faramir
Forever. We’d move away from his shitty dad, ban cherry tomatoes from the house and be in love till death Faramir winnnnssss
Forever. We’d move away from his shitty dad, ban cherry tomatoes from the house and be in love till death Faramir winnnnssss
