things that remind me of Professor Hidgens from The Guy Who Hates Musicals, a necessary thread

—one of these wooden snakes

—water wigglers

—scooby doo villains

—plastic lawn flamingos

—ladles

—water guns

—pool noodles

—glowsticks

—dino nuggets

—cardboard tubes

—inflatable tube men

—Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

—boomwackers

—telephone cords

—rocking chairs

—tripods

—a satellite dish

—a blackberry

—disco lightbulbs

end of thread. thank you to @mellohbie for helping me come up with this list