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Oh hello middle of the night pointless rumination thoughts 
Ok, so as long as I am thinking about the worst things the DWP/Benefits Agency/Jobcentre ever said to me, I might as well ask you what yours was?
(If it's not going to traumatise you too much to say).
Ok, so as long as I am thinking about the worst things the DWP/Benefits Agency/Jobcentre ever said to me, I might as well ask you what yours was?
(If it's not going to traumatise you too much to say).
The time I went in with new boots on, and the work coach started a whole thing about how could I afford ÂŁ150 Docs. Had to explain they were ÂŁ30 fakes.
Insisting in semi terror, lest she cut the money my kids lived on.
Got half way to taking one off to get her to believe me.
Insisting in semi terror, lest she cut the money my kids lived on.
Got half way to taking one off to get her to believe me.
That's not even strictly speaking the worst thing they've ever said to me. It's just the one going round my head.
