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I ordered a litter robot thing, and I didn& #39;t realize how enormous that is. It arrived in a 3 foot tall box.
I am now terrified that when wife comes downstairs, she will see this box and freak out.
I am now terrified that when wife comes downstairs, she will see this box and freak out.
This thing is ginormous
I am now reviewing the photos of the product online in panic and realizing I missed this one, which would have hinted to the problem I was getting myself into.
I mean, literally getting myself into. I& #39;m afraid I& #39;ll have to sleep inside that thing tonight
I lived in apartments smaller than this thing
LOL CATS MUST WEIGHT AT LEAST 5 POUNDS OR ELSE THIS ROBOT WILL EAT THEM WHAT HAVE I DONE
I must train the cats to only take a shit with company
SkyNet sent this from the future to kill the cats so they don& #39;t stop it from taking over the world by sitting on the keyboard
"No, I& #39;m fine, this is fine really"
Wut
I need to create an account on a cloud SaaS do my cats can poop
My robot& #39;s wifi password is & #39;neverscoop& #39; 
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Wife finally met the robot and I believe the words she used were "DEAR MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL IS THIS", followed by a sequence of words that might not be appropriate to put in here
Hearing wife in a phone call with her sister and the words "What did he do this time" were spoken
This app has PoopOps
Aaand I get an email from my pfSense because its arp watch service detected that the pooping machine connected to the wifi and acquired an IP.
This house operates like a Swiss watch.
This house operates like a Swiss watch.
You have no idea how slowly and carefully the cat is walking towards the monster to check it out. I wouldn& #39;t be nearly as brave in her place.
We should do a Build session involving Azure IoT, Dapr, Azure Functions and this
I& #39;m not even joking
I shall hook my cat poop robot to Alexa so it can let me know when the cat did business https://twitter.com/yecats131/status/1380363714281369602?s=19">https://twitter.com/yecats131...
I shall hook my cat poop robot to a Twitter account, this will be a massive success https://twitter.com/Denver_80211/status/1380368387923009539?s=19">https://twitter.com/Denver_80...
Of course the internet already had this idea and even hooked a camera because the cat hasn& #39;t had to deal with enough crap already https://twitter.com/paulcam206/status/1380369598545981443?s=19">https://twitter.com/paulcam20...
Surveillance Catptalism
If they can call this "insights" you can call whatever dashboard you have "insights" too. Numbers in a chart are insights. https://twitter.com/matvelloso/status/1380307137629282307?s=19">https://twitter.com/matvellos...
