People will hate this as they'll disagree and some opinions will definitely differ from most golf fans

Here's how much I like each golfer (as a fan, not as a person!)

Reply with your own scores

5️⃣ Scores out of 5
Top boy. Quality win at The Open and even better celebrations.

Doesn't look like the others and FILTHY short game.

Would like to to on an all dayer in Dublin with and let him explain the intricacies of Gaelic Football to me.

4.5/5
Way too clean cut for my own personal tastes. The Margarita pizza Coldplay fan's golfer imo.

But happy to take coin off Morgan Stanley and Saudi though 🤮

Love his irons though and his competitiveness in contention

1.5/5
We get it. You had a baby mate.

Too many Americanisms for my liking. Spanish golfers should be like Seve or Miguel.

Kind of like the fact he looks like second rower though.

2/5
Think he's my fave American golfer in the field?

Love the fact he wears heart on sleeve. Love the fact he sprays it. Seems to have a bit of sense of humour off course.

Bit country clubbish to get top marks.

4/5
😂😂 by popular demand but not sure opinions will be

I love the fact everyone hates him. Love that he doesn't conform. Absolutely filthy iron player and loved him at Ryder Cup and always seems nice enough on camera.

Nagging feeling he might cheat sometimes.

3.5/5
Shit hat. Chats absolute bollocks. Thanks sponsors when asked how he's feeling after winning. Peddles Saudi propoganda. People wank off about his clubhead speed too much. Cringey bloke.

Kind of like fact he's different though and attention that brings.

1/5
Love him. Beautiful man. Think I fancy him. Sexy swing, best ever celebration after winning on 18. Doesn't peddle all the sponsor crap as much as the others.

Would like to go surfing with him then drink red wine watching cricket. I wouldn't bring my wife.

4.5/5
Here we gooo....

Shit golf shoes. Didn't pay his Mexican caddy. HATE the KUCCCCH shout. Don't trust people who don't swear. Smiles a lot but reckon he'd have jumped in with women and children on the Titanic

And breeeeaaatheeee

0/5
This will be unpopular

Can't stand him. Corporate suck up. Not a fan of his banter or how popular it is with mainly Americans. Aviators look cringe. Dodgy insider trading stuff. Annoyed me when he chased his ball then lied.

Can't knock his golf & short game is naughty

1/5
First one I've met and had proper conversation with. Really like him. Love the fact he wears heart on sleeve and how much it pisses off stuffy folk. Proper baller, killer on contention and doesn't take himself to serious off course.

4/5
Love him. Seems totally comfortable in his own skin. Got proper stuck in with the fans when we won Ryder Cup. Love he's down to earth. Just won me money on hole in one bet. Responsible family man and reckon he'd come pick me and Fino up after night in Liverpool.

4.5/5
This might not make sense after Spieth but the heart wants what the heart wants. Not really a fan. Too country club for me. Having 'fag' in lexicon and using on TV leaves sour taste. PROPER player mind.

2/5
Kind of like Big Tony. May sound weird but kind of like the fact he's a black dude that isn't Tiger playing golf, good for the image of the game. Always looks slick and proper athlete. Couldn't finish a Muller Crunch Corner.

3.5/5
Will do the other lads tomorrow evening when the draw has flipped

Have run out of wine now

Feedback/requests welcome, am sure I'll get pelters 😂😂
Will finish this off this evening

Not doing loads though, I have literally no opinion on Scottie Scheffler

Couple of 4.5s left, couple of 1s and a couple where I reckon I'm 2/3 off what normal people are 😂😂
Tend to like Scottish people. Like the fact he's 24 and calls himself Bob. Looks like he's having a laugh & can't imagine him moving to Florida & losing his accent or Scottishness. Would play obscure Scottish links then sink 10 Tennent's watching El Classico with him.

4/5
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