somehow my therapy session today involved me finding out that not everyone has a ridge down the roof of their mouth and my mind is FUCKING BLOWN!!!! like 70-80% of people just got flat mouths!! I had NO IDEA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torus_palatinus

I got so worked up about this I'm like dizzy now

her dentist was like 'does that ridge on the roof of your mouth bother you' and she was like 'beg pardon?' and later he was like 'I bet you burn the roof of your mouth a lot' and she said 'YES I DO!' and I said 'SO DO I!!!!' and then we just gesticulated at each other

when we're all vaccinated the flatmouthers and the ridgemouthers can stick their fingers in each other's mouths and go 'whoaa..... huh!'

POLL: Which one are you?

happy to have contributed to couples everywhere yelling LET ME FEEL INSIDE YOUR MOUTH tonight