my grandma told me she fell down the stairs the other day and didn’t wanna break a nail trying to stop herself so she jus kept rolling.....

she stress me out so much she told me once she was walking home from the hair salon and everyone was honking at her so she’s like to herself ‘damn for an old bitch i still got it’ ... got home and her skirt was tucked in the back of her panties

ok last one her sister called me a ‘dirty sp*c child’ when my mom was pregnant w her so my grandma beat the brakes off her and they didn’t speak for ten years....queen of the allies