Umm quick question... do you tell your friend who gave you the green light to ron her girlfriend (to test her loyalty) that you succeeded and her girlfriend taste like pineapple juice with a touch of tomtom or you don’t tell him anything? Asking for a friend
Another one... if you’re close friends with two people in a relationship and realize they’re both cheating, do you tell them both or you just mind your business?
At what point to do tell your partner the miracle money you sent him/her is actually from their own account? As in you borrowed from Mtn with their number, sent it to your phone and sent it right back to him/her?
How do you come out to your boyfriend that you’re a witch? A witch but you don’t eat human meat so you’re like a vegetarian witch?

Quote or reply how you’d tell your boyfriend (girls only)
Women are boycotting Twitter tomorrow so I think it’s only right to support our queens and block every woman we see on your tl tomorrow.. anaa mebordam??
u enter 4 in a room with 4 fridges and you’re thirsty af but ur girlfriend is in washroom and screams “baby yi nsuo wor Nasco fridge no mu”... you took a voltic bottle and later found out that’s actually from the fridge of the Roomie your gf fought with yestee.. wat u gon do bro?
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