If you’re fully vaccinated that does NOT mean you can philanthropically hire a plane on behalf of a talking monkey, that you can’t even afford, resulting in Laura Linney footing the bill so you can journey to the lost city of Zinj on the off chance you might find some diamonds.

If you’re fully vaccinated that does NOT mean you can trick your own sister by wearing a fake moustache as you and Bernadette Peters plot to find an envelope, a sealed envelope, so you can pretend to be the long lost parents of an annoying ginger orphan.

If you’re fully vaccinated that does NOT mean you can drive off with a suitcase full of money belonging to your taxi passenger resulting in you going on the run and doing questionable accents alongside @Billy_Connolly hitchhiking with a sex doll.

If you’re fully vaccinated that does NOT mean you can donate a piano that looks just like @EricIdle to the working classes before heading to Italy to have an emotion.

If you’re fully vaccinated that does NOT mean you can convince Sam The Eagle to let you hold his hat and keys whilst he tries out a supposedly leaky lifeboat just so you can unlock the cupboard with the treasure map in it and resume being a professional pirate.

If you’re fully vaccinated that does NOT mean you can step in dog shit causing everyone who is attending a dinner party which has been engineered for the purpose of exposing a blackmailer, who later dies via an unknown weapon, to check their shoes in case THEY stepped in dog shit

If you’re fully vaccinated that does NOT mean you can lure the wifey from Ferris Buller to your fiery realm to dress as goth barbie and assist you in your quest to teach those unicorn bastards a lesson whilst Tom Cruise looks on with his own teeth and a unibrow.

If you’re fully vaccinated that does NOT mean you can just go around smooching with everybody. Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...