Fugging finger still has the original band aid on it and this clown already got jokes. https://twitter.com/shirereckoning/status/1380158491327930371">https://twitter.com/shirereck...

I mean, what kind of head canon did these people come up with, looking at a passed out Sam and Frodo, one of which is missing a digit.

“I bet he said ‘fuck this ring and the finger it rode in on, man” and he chopped that bitch right off and tossed it into the lava. Fucking metal af”

“I bet it blew up when he put it on cuz of how good he is. Like a stack of Marshall’s at Altamont.”

“Well, whatever happened, I’m sure he felt great about it. That much, I do know. Just write something that rhymes. I’m sure he’ll love the nickname.”