my honest opinions on zodiac signs, coming from a july cancer:
(don’t read if you get offended)

aquarius
- hmmm i don’t like u
- show some emotions pls
- funny
- gorgeous ppl
- popular extroverts
- everyone won’t do everything you say, get that through ur head
- stop thinking you’re better than everyone else that’s toxic bye

pisces
- annoying
- stop playing the victim in every situation !
- kinda selfish
- very pretty
- kind to new people
- learn to make decisions and have your own opinions
- you cry a lot but can’t really blame you
- do something for someone else than yourself sometime

aries
- y’all are the worst
- so toxic i don’t like you
- usually fit without even doing anything ?? teach me too pls
- sweet if you want to be
- get mad SO easily and over the dumbest things
- dry texters. and just dry people in general
- pretty
- stay away from me

taurus
- i like you a lot
- very kindhearted and sweet
- either hardworking or lazy
- it’s okay to choose yourself sometimes
- your texting and responding game sucks pls
- you’re SO beautiful
- marry me

gemini
- honestly idk why ppl hate you, you’re kinda nice
- a bit two faced sometimes
- you really don’t need to act all cool in front of new ppl, you just look dumb
- show some emotions
- very hard to read and understand you
- you’re pretty stop being so insecure

cancer
- you’re pretty
- probably mentally ill or just crazy
- either i love or hate you
- sensitive stop crying
- you love too hard and get hurt
- stop trying to fix others
- it’s okay to ask for help
- emotionally manipulative
- v funny in a way only some people understand

leo
- shutup you’re so loud
- idk i don’t really like you
- kinda weird
- most likely extroverts
- pretty people
- act so confident but you’re actually the most insecure
- kind if you want to be
- fake sometimes
- mind your own business thanks bye

virgo
- my favorites i love you
- very very hardworking
- the most beautiful people out there pls learn to see it too :(
- very organized and clean
- selfish and unnecessarily mean sometimes
- you judge very easily
- deep convos with you <3
- it’s okay to show emotions yk

libra
- stop flirting with every living thing out of boredom
- pls teach me how to make friends tf
- i like you
- two faced sometimes
- you’re pretty hard to read
- you’re so cute and sexy at the same time
- very kind
- learn to how to make a decision please

scorpio
- my favorites too ily
- kinda mysterious
- you read people so well it’s creepy sometimes
- kind and loving
- the way you talk is so attractive
- loyal !
- you ghost people often
- everything about you is attractive actually
- it’s impossible to read you

sagittarius
- i don’t like you
- you never listen and stick to your weird opinions
- sensitive
- funny sometimes
- probably shy but still have so much shit to say
- pretty and cute
- you think you’re the best but..
- idk i don’t have much to say about you

capricorn
- i dislike you
- stop bringing others down to make yourself feel better
- it’s OKAY to be WRONG
- attractive
- you’re very weird with some things
- you’re really not the bad b!tch you think you are, you’re just mean
- you care about your close people a lot

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