1st Thread | A Lazy Cunts Guide to Getting Shit Done

WARNING: This doesn't work for everyone & could lead to disastrous results, if not compatible with your skills & personality.

Having said that, I'd argue the broker you are, the better this will work for you tbh.

Lil Bio: Y'all probs seen me shitposting for a while but I'm mid 20s, and have been in the digital marketing/online money game for over 5 years (all self employed)

People like to glorify the term 'entrepreneur', but honestly I'm on this path because I'm the laziest cunt I know.

I went to a top high school but did the bare minimum to get by, same as uni. But I still did well above average than majority of the country coz of dem azn genetics. A recurring theme of my academia has always been 'lazy but has potential'.

Business & marketing has been a creative pursuit of mine but also more importantly - a challenge against myself. Trying to maximise my potential in this one life.

(I hear a lot of wagies talking on LinkedIn - 'I want xyz role to really challenge myself'

..Lol yeah bro, go fuckin quit, and try to start an online business from zero $ in the bank & absolutely zero idea/skills on what you're doing..

..Nigga you ever flipped thru yellow pages cold calling, no network, no clients, not on a fuckin salary and with no money in the bank?

That's how I self taught myself sales.

Stfu about a fuckin challenge cunt.)

Sorry for the rant. But you guys are so lucky to have found money twitter & a TG chat like this.

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If i had these resources available to me starting off, I would've accelerated my growth timeline by yeeeearss.

Back to the guide - so I'm not gonna bs you guys and say I'm a crazy balla but I've managed to get by and live a good independent life for me here in Sydney.

And this year I've already been off to a great start and am already in the process of finally 'breaking through'.

(Sticking to the fundamentals and doing right by my clients is finally 'paying off'.)

But as a self proclaimed lazy cunt,

what's really helped me with accelerating my growth is this discovery that really fuckin works for me.

(hence the reason for this guide)

Whether we like it or not. We are all human.

Each of us are going to go through slumps, setbacks etc.

And some days we'll just wake up shitty in bed..

That gym routine? Fuck it.

That work you were gonna do? Fuck it.

I dont need to get out of bed. I'm my own boss.

I dont need to do work today. I'm my own boss.

What's worse is when you start mixing drugs into the equation too (won't get into that today).

You could imagine how someone that is naturally lazy can easily spiral into a huge fat slump of energy & momentum.

Weeks. Months.

I've dealt with some huge ones over the years and still get them time to time.

But I've identified my patterns and have found something that works for me.

Without even getting into the reason why you're procrastinating...

(Alot of the time you're just avoiding shit you know you should be doing.

Haven't broken down that huge goal into actionable steps.

Or just 'scared' of going for it coz you've failed so many times before --what makes this time any different?)

The solution that I've been cockteasing this entire time is..

Once you realise you're in this type of mindless routine - throw yourself into high risk high pressure situations.

Immediately.

I.e. Look at your bank account. Look at the nicest hotels/airbnb in your city.

Book as many fuckin days your bank account can afford you.

I dont give a FUCK if you only got a grand - even more fuckin reason to go for it.

AND FUCK YOU FOR COMPLAINING CUNT!

Sure, make sure to leave a little for spending money.

But when you're spending I highly encourage that you're fuckin splashing.

Eat good. Drink good. Live good.

Tip generously.

MAKE IT FUCKIN RAIN.

(if you're a bit more baller - why not buy that new Merc?)

Even if you don't have much left over for spending, dont go complete jew mode.

Still live it up as much as you can. Treat yourself especially after a solid day of work.

The point is to up the stakes as high as you can vs your financial situation.

What this does is 2 things:

1) Money is a fuckin illusion.
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You'll reap the benefits of the money you've been making. Especially working online it's hard to see real tangible feedback of the work you've been putting in.

You'll be living the good life, you'll be detaching yourself from money and see how it's all a fuckin illusion.

I'm not gonna explain this if you don't get it - ill let you experience this yourself to come to your own conclusions.

This itself in some weird universe spiritual way attracts more money & opportunities back to you.

This goes hand in hand with:

2) Now you HAVE TO PERFORM.

It's make or fuckin break.

You're such a mad cunt yeah?

Then prove it to yourself and don't go bust.

With this high risk situation, you don't even have time or energy to be fuckin lazy.

You need to get shit fuckin done or you're going to actually be broke.

You're playing with your life here. The pressure is on.

Now watch as all those issues that were holding you back, draining your energy before disappear or get resolved asap.

I usually start my first day in with a proper road map for my time at the hotel/airbnb and how I'm going to actually come out with a profit.

Then basically each day you'll work like your life depends on it.. Because it does.

But the energy you should be having isn't the desperate reeking of poor people energy

But rather the big balla money aint fuckin shit energy

(since you're living the good life and will feel like the fuckin man conquering such a risk).

Somehow someway you'll find a way to get shit done. And usually end up with a profit after this experiment.

Of course - this is just what works for me. When I was at my brokest, this helped me get my shit together asap.

And I still do this whenever I'm feeling lazy/mindless just now with higher stakes involved, spending more etc.

Actually writing this up as I'm in the middle of one right now.

Tbh I even do it for shitz & gigz sometimes.

After this, I usually have enough momentum to carry on through for months/rest of the year.

Its almost a mini business holiday for myself and you'll come out rejuvenated with energy, spiritually & creatively focused.

^^^ This if anything is the most important priceless thing you'll take away.

And of course - just sleeping and fuckin hoez all day is a huge temptation that many will succumb to.

(Pro tip: doing this in balance with getting $$$ is when you know you're really the fuckin man)

But tbh if this experiment isnt enough for you to get up from your lazy ass and you do end up broke coz you wasted your days away.

Hate to say it.

But you deserve to be broke.

Anyways in sum, feeling lazy?

Grow a pair and throw yourself into the highest risk highest pressure situation and watch that laziness fuck right off.

And hopefully watch yourself turning over a profit all from the advice of some random shitposter on the internet.

After all you're a young man.

This is a man's world.

What the fuck do you really have to lose?

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Hope this helps someone out there bcoz I know I aint the only lazy fuckin cunt out here.

Pce

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