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PRO14 TEAMS AS CHOCOLATE: A THREAD
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PRO14 TEAMS AS CHOCOLATE: A THREAD
@glove931 @SquidgeRugby
1. Bennetton - Bounty
More often than not found bottom of the pile. You always get a bit of a surprise when someone says they're a fan.
More often than not found bottom of the pile. You always get a bit of a surprise when someone says they're a fan.
2. Cardiff - Smarties
In an expensive PR exercise they removed The Blues. Subsequent scientific studies suggest no link between Cardiff Rugby and hyperactivity in children.
In an expensive PR exercise they removed The Blues. Subsequent scientific studies suggest no link between Cardiff Rugby and hyperactivity in children.
3. Connacht - Fruit and Nut
Captain Inconsistency of the chocolate world. Will my bite be fruity? Nutty? Plain chocolate? Will Connacht finish in the playoffs? Mid table? Bottom?
Captain Inconsistency of the chocolate world. Will my bite be fruity? Nutty? Plain chocolate? Will Connacht finish in the playoffs? Mid table? Bottom?
4. Dragons - Mint Aero
Getting rained on in the stands at Rodney Parade goes down as one of my worst ever sporting experiences. So hard luck Dragons fans, but you're Mint Aero. Tastes awful and gives about as much protection from the elements as the North Terrace.
Getting rained on in the stands at Rodney Parade goes down as one of my worst ever sporting experiences. So hard luck Dragons fans, but you're Mint Aero. Tastes awful and gives about as much protection from the elements as the North Terrace.
5. Edinburgh - Kinder Bueno
Looks fancy on the outside, just like Murrayfield for an Edinburgh game. You bite into it and there's a whole lot of empty space, just like Murrayfield for an Edinburgh game.
Looks fancy on the outside, just like Murrayfield for an Edinburgh game. You bite into it and there's a whole lot of empty space, just like Murrayfield for an Edinburgh game.
6. Glasgow - Tunnock's Caramel Wafer
Headquarters in Glasgow; a Scottish classic. I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere about starting things off with a wafer before going elsewhere to taste real success...
Headquarters in Glasgow; a Scottish classic. I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere about starting things off with a wafer before going elsewhere to taste real success...
7. Leinster - Dairy Milk
I mean, it's a classic. A hugely successful chocolate bar that dates back, if you can believe it, to a time before Johnny Sexton.
I mean, it's a classic. A hugely successful chocolate bar that dates back, if you can believe it, to a time before Johnny Sexton.
8. Munster - Kit Kat
Instantly identifiable by its red wrapper that it wears with pride. If it could talk it would tell you all about how it once beat the All Blacks.
Instantly identifiable by its red wrapper that it wears with pride. If it could talk it would tell you all about how it once beat the All Blacks.
9. Ospreys - Wispa
With dwindling attendances at the Liberty, you can literally hear a whisper. It's a weak pun; forgive me.
With dwindling attendances at the Liberty, you can literally hear a whisper. It's a weak pun; forgive me.
10. Scarlets - Maltesers
If you like lots of balls of chocolate crammed into a red packet, you'll love lots of sponsors crammed onto a red jersey.
If you like lots of balls of chocolate crammed into a red packet, you'll love lots of sponsors crammed onto a red jersey.
11. Ulster - Twirl
Bear with me on this one. Sponsored by an insulation company, there's only one chocolate that could best represent the Ulstermen and that's the insulated Flake.
Bear with me on this one. Sponsored by an insulation company, there's only one chocolate that could best represent the Ulstermen and that's the insulated Flake.
12. Zebre - Milka
Previously only available abroad but starting to to make a name for itself over here. Colourful packaging is great but yet to properly prove itself against other chocolate giants.
Previously only available abroad but starting to to make a name for itself over here. Colourful packaging is great but yet to properly prove itself against other chocolate giants.
