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Diluc, after finding out Kaeya’s tits are actually really soft and is only hard when he flexed/tensed them, found a new recharge method.
Diluc’s tired? Just push him into bed and cuddle into Kae’s tiddies. Kaeya finds it rly amusing and lets him.
Diluc’s tired? Just push him into bed and cuddle into Kae’s tiddies. Kaeya finds it rly amusing and lets him.
Until one day Diluc is so tired and he walks into Mondstadt with kae doing patrol and his brain went into
‘Tiddies. Soft. Must hug. Sleep’
He falls asleep standing up with his face buried in Kaeya’s chest and all the knights are like ‘?!’ But Does Not Know What To Do
‘Tiddies. Soft. Must hug. Sleep’
He falls asleep standing up with his face buried in Kaeya’s chest and all the knights are like ‘?!’ But Does Not Know What To Do
Meanwhile kaeya is covering his face with both his hands in embarrassment his face is so RED. But Diluc is so cute asleep!!!! What does he do!!
(He doesn’t do anything he continues to stand there with a full blush and the knights eventually leave them alone)
(He doesn’t do anything he continues to stand there with a full blush and the knights eventually leave them alone)
Eventually Jean finds them after the knights report a.. disturbance. And kaeya is gonna cry he’s been standing for so long DILUC IS HEAVY and Jean is just ‘...... you cannot be serious right now’
But kaeya is just: ‘
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥲" title="Smiling face with tear" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with tear"> please help me I can’t feel my legs’
But kaeya is just: ‘
So she gently wakes Diluc up and Diluc is like ‘huh? Mn... ok. Let’s go home.’ He drags kaeya off without rly acknowledging Jean.
Then later at headquarters an announcement on bulletin is made: [ the captain’s status rotation is now indisposed, due to unforeseen circumstances ]
Then later at headquarters an announcement on bulletin is made: [ the captain’s status rotation is now indisposed, due to unforeseen circumstances ]
Diluc never finds out what he did that way so he’s really confused why all the knights seem to be blushing when kaeya and him are seen together but no one seems to be staring at Kaeya’s chest as often now? Which is? A win? A confusing win but still a win
(The knights stopped staring because when they do they remember Diluc Ragnvindr’s face snoozing in between plush, soft, pectorals; they can’t help to compare it with Diluc Ragnvindr’s stoic, emotionless personality. And it’s /scary/)
“It’s gap!!! Gap moe!!” Lisa tries to explain to Jean, a wide excited smile on her face while kaeya is whining for Lisa to /stop trying to explain it/
Jean, confused, because she grew up with them and this is normal standard behaviour, says:
Jean, confused, because she grew up with them and this is normal standard behaviour, says:
“I don’t understand why you’re trying to explain it to me. This is normal.”
Kaeya combusts, steaming and flushed AGAIN. Lisa is squealing in delight.
The knights have not known peace since then.
Kaeya combusts, steaming and flushed AGAIN. Lisa is squealing in delight.
The knights have not known peace since then.
/end it’s crack prompt sorry lol
