Anglo-Catholic: by strengthening immune defenses beyond what they would otherwise be, the vaccine shows us nature elevated by grace.

Lutheran: the vaccinated are released from bondage to the law of NPIs and set free to do good works.

Catholic: by giving access to friends, family, and sacraments, the vaccine returns us to the right & natural ordering of human life.

Megachurch pastor: They tell you to stay home! They tell you to give up your family! But in the name of Jesus, I tell you: the vaccine sets you free! It banishes the demons of doubt and guilt. Praise Jesus!

Baptist: like baptism brings us out of sin and into a new life with Christ, the vaccine washes through our bodies, strengthening us against the realm of death and despair.

Eastern Orthodox: The real meaning of water is baptism. The real meaning of food is Eucharist. And the real meaning of the vaccine is entry into a heavenly life, the leitourgia that enables the local Church to be also the Church universal.