Detailed comparison of Lukaku and Kante& #39;s baldness

- A thread
- Shine

Kante: 6/10
Lukaku: 8/10

Kante& #39;s head looks a bit dull, Lukaku on the other hand, has a clear and shining bald head. A bit of oil and better shaves should do the trick for Kante though.
- Smoothness

Kante: 7/10
Lukaku: 9/10

Kante has a bit of hair on the top which keeps his rating lower than Lukaku& #39;s clean shave. Absolutely spotless Bald head the Inter Milan Striker posesses.
- Curvey shape

Kante: 10/10
Lukaku: 8/10

Both of them score very well here but Kante& #39;s perfectly circular sphere cannot be beaten even by Lukaku& #39;s eliptical bald head. Kante takes his first lead....
- Size

Kante: 9/10
Lukaku: 9/10

A perfect tie here, although they may have differential shapes, the overall surface area of their heads is something that is equally admirable. Both take solid 9& #39;s here...
- Conclusion

Kante: 32/40
Lukaku: 34/40

Lukaku just edges it on overall with a consistent display of perfect baldness in all departments. Large size, perfect smoothness, incredible shine and an eliptical shape puts him ahead of Kante& #39;s shorter yet perfectly circular head.
- Additional

I wouldn& #39;t forget the consistency Kante has showed us of proving to be one of the best bald men week in week out. For that I would give him the credit he deserves however in terms of prime Lukaku has had a supernatural baldness making him a true GOAT contender.
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