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It’s finally happening and I started reading Scum Villain and I just have to say how much I wish the OOC feature could be broken for beginners irl.
“All those unsolved mysteries, those plotholes the author not only hadn’t filled, now he had to grab a shovel and personally sweat away, filling them in himself.”
How do I get me one of these guys?
How do I get me one of these guys?
“In that instant, a flood of parallelisms and stylistic devices surged in Shen Qingqiu’s heart, passage after passage jumbling together to form countless phrases of praise that almost spilled forth!”
HAWT
HAWT
Wow, really sucks when you realize you unwittingly voted for your own castration, huh?
“The back mountain area is so large, what if some dangerous beast or poisonous snake lept out. Shixiong has something fun to show you.”
It’s...his disco stick, isn’t it?
It’s...his disco stick, isn’t it?
"The System cooly replied, 【Even if it’s a magical setting like Harry Potter, not every wizard goes out riding brooms; it’s too conspicuous.】"
I'm SCREECHING.
I'm SCREECHING.
"Though it’s said that the person picks the sword, in truth the sword also picks the person;"
WHERE HAVE I READ THIS BEFORE, I WONDER
WHERE HAVE I READ THIS BEFORE, I WONDER
"This was only a book; all the people were constructs, imaginary characters;"
My dramatic irony spidey-sense is TINGLING.
My dramatic irony spidey-sense is TINGLING.
屌炸天, lit. dick longer than the heavens.
NOTED.
NOTED.
"Luo Binghe’s chest was bursting with a hard-to-describe, convoluted emotion."
Oh, I think I can describe it pretty damn well.
Oh, I think I can describe it pretty damn well.
"The OOC feature was already unfrozen; from this point on, he could finally carry out the great and glorious task of clinging to the male lead’s thighs!"
Ok, this is my new very favorite idiom for sucking up.
Ok, this is my new very favorite idiom for sucking up.
“A pity, under “Great Master” Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky’s pen, battles between female characters, other than ripping [beep—] for the male gaze, there was usually nothing impressive worth watching”
WHAT IS THE BEEP!!!
WHAT IS THE BEEP!!!
“She then turned, facing Elder Sky Hammer with the expression of a stepmother, one as cold as a refrigerator.”
Pours one out for stepmothers everywhere.
Pours one out for stepmothers everywhere.
“Luo Binghe’s excellent cooking skills were his lady-killing weapon”
There you have it. Women want someone who can cook.
There you have it. Women want someone who can cook.
“I’ll do (this for) you everyday, with variations,”
EVERYDAY IS EVERYDAY
EVERYDAY IS EVERYDAY
“This job’s outlook was really terrible.” Yeah, death is a pretty terrible outlook.
“just picking the flower took three days (thirty chapters).”
Pandemic life, y’all.
Pandemic life, y’all.
“Even if he knew that papapa with the protagonist could cure the poison, could he do that? Could he? Hahahaha…”
Um—
Um—
