thread of dragon age related tiktoks i’ve made because i am. so fucking bored.

buy one get one free boyfriend sales event

this has happened. many times.

“he k¡lled elthina!!!!” yes and? it was very sexy of him

hawke is literally just vibin idk what to tell you

....hi i’m rowan i forgot people actually k¡ll anders off in their playthroughs and i cry every time i am surprise-reminded

so maybe i’m salty.

well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t st—

carver deserves a glaad award for putting up with hawke and anders for even a year

on god bitch we’re gonna show you you’re loved!!!!

hmmm those sure are bells and they sure are warning

act iii of da2 be like

deep roads expedition sure was something

silence, chantry boy. it’s fine. it’s. FINE.

i went into dragon age origins KNOWING they were brothers but even still i was like “...WHY DO THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE LMAOO”

i couldn’t chose one particular instance so. the entirety of the stolen throne. also frankly the calling. dONT WORRY ABOUT IT

this would be me if i cared less about companion approval

this was mostly just for fun and also for the “fantasy of being a queen” line because. you know.

...iGNORE THE REMNANTS OF MY LIPSTICK

hawke....

sorry c*llen stans ig

the first line is “hey! so... where’s anders” i forgot tiktok put a watermark there

cw // mentions of suicidal ideation , suicide jokes

hawke has books and also a deep hatred for the chantry let’s go baybee