How does a bastard, career .240 hitter
Get a spot in the lineup instead of in the shitter.
In Kansas City he proved he couldn’t get on base man
The only BA he knows hung around with Faceman.
#WhiteSox
Get a spot in the lineup instead of in the shitter.
In Kansas City he proved he couldn’t get on base man
The only BA he knows hung around with Faceman.
#WhiteSox
Signed by the White Sox as a poor man’s Adam Engel
He’s stranded more men then the Fyre Festival.
Even though he runs faster
KC cut him last year,
So now he’s the #WhiteSox own personal disaster.
He’s stranded more men then the Fyre Festival.
Even though he runs faster
KC cut him last year,
So now he’s the #WhiteSox own personal disaster.
And every day while La Russa sits better batters on the pine.
He dreams of the day he can bat Billy 1 through 9
Inside, he was longing for someone to bat him first, son
til he found a manager who& #39;s a Hall of Fame type person.
He dreams of the day he can bat Billy 1 through 9
Inside, he was longing for someone to bat him first, son
til he found a manager who& #39;s a Hall of Fame type person.