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How does a bastard, career .240 hitter
Get a spot in the lineup instead of in the shitter.
In Kansas City he proved he couldn’t get on base man
The only BA he knows hung around with Faceman.
#WhiteSox
Get a spot in the lineup instead of in the shitter.
In Kansas City he proved he couldn’t get on base man
The only BA he knows hung around with Faceman.
#WhiteSox
Signed by the White Sox as a poor man’s Adam Engel
He’s stranded more men then the Fyre Festival.
Even though he runs faster
KC cut him last year,
So now he’s the #WhiteSox own personal disaster.
He’s stranded more men then the Fyre Festival.
Even though he runs faster
KC cut him last year,
So now he’s the #WhiteSox own personal disaster.
And every day while La Russa sits better batters on the pine.
He dreams of the day he can bat Billy 1 through 9
Inside, he was longing for someone to bat him first, son
til he found a manager who's a Hall of Fame type person.
He dreams of the day he can bat Billy 1 through 9
Inside, he was longing for someone to bat him first, son
til he found a manager who's a Hall of Fame type person.
Well, the word got around, they said, why’s he in this game, man?
Hooked him up with Drake LaRoche’s seat on the team plane, man
When you’re in Chicago, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Hooked him up with Drake LaRoche’s seat on the team plane, man
When you’re in Chicago, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Billy Fucking Hamilton
My name is Billy Fucking Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait #WhiteSox
My name is Billy Fucking Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait #WhiteSox
