I’m flirting w this hot guy rn and I’m talking all big like I don’t almost shit myself at the thought of actually hanging out w him
He said “how bout Friday night? Or Saturday?” I said https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen">
ITS FRIDAY HES ABOUT TO PICK ME UP IM SHITTING MYSELFFFFF
Update: GIRTH https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
Girth just ain’t enough queen https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> this ain’t it I wanna go home but this mans asleep
Made him cum THRICE and me??? ZERO
I have never been more gay than I am in this moment
He’s snoring like a bear rn and I’m over her dryer than a fucking saltless saltine cracker
Ima be a nun there is no way ima go through this again lord father you can have my Pussy she’s not getting anything good out of this life
Dick so bad it made me catholic again
How dare he be so handsome and not make me cum I-
Him complimenting me got me more wet than him actually being inside of me
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