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cr: the villain (take 2)
full disclosure I got to page 56 last time
rest in peace auntie tilda. it’s a shame you never got to play guitar hero
HELP
sorry eat the rich doesn’t apply in fiction, the wealthier the better
see this was the problem last time. girl obsessed with boy trope just doesn’t hit like boy obsessed with girl
just think this is how all men should be?
okay I’m going to stop tweeting every thought I have and focus
I’m back to say that she is braver than the us marines and I retract my previous use of the word boring
AUNTIE TILDA ROLLING IN HER GRAVE
starting to see the vision you guys
didn’t know she was married? anyway I like belle.
I’m back to where I stopped last time and the only spoilers I know are that she gets asked to choke on his cock like a slut
COME AGAIN?
hemingway himself could not have come up with a better line but this is also giving me vicious (?) vibes?
oh so he’s a senior citizen ...
I understand his mindset I really do
Sorry he’s hilarious
?;£&::£:& FAKE MARRIAGE TROPE?
idk what I thought this was about but it’s taking an unexpected turn!
well that’s straight to the point I guess
call me a meninist but I like cillian more than persy atm?
russians in the house let me hear youuu
we got ourselves a women’s rights activist!
well at least she’s hesitating
felt something ...?
hold up he’s engaged to someone else
....? thinking he needs a therapist and not a wife
threat averted I think?
just want them to get to the fake marriage secretly falling in love part already idc about the backstories
starting to warm to her sorry she just got rejected and is now getting beaten up?
okay I see you girlie!
thinking cillian should stop talking about emmabelle ...?
laughing at how horny she is
aaand we’re done for the day. they have potential I’ll give them that
I’m back! let’s finish
I like the lawyer.
okay sir!
not a one direction reference 😭 sorry my future billionaire husband will NOT know what that is
do I feel 100% safe sharing these opinions? no.
that’s pretty radical of her
think she’s clinically insane?
....? NOW? not before? when he TOLD you?
wait that’s kinda beautiful
yeah he’s sexy
“But what are villains, my dear wife, if not misunderstood heroes?”

no exactly
omg go off anti fascist king
OKAY QUEEN! sorry this car ride is their best scene yet the vision is forming
sorry that’s an oxymoron
...........? where is choke on my cock this is painful
CANT BREATHE?!?!
disclaimer that I AM enjoying it before oomf murders me but oh my god some of it reads like a comedy
.......?
cillian asking all the right questions
HE BOUGHT HER A TESLA THATS SWEET
... just nod and smile y’all
just saw how many pages I have left? thinking it’s the les miserables of NA let me stop with the commentary and get on with it
devonbelle and samaisling future couples? I’m starting to see it
NOT DURING POKER
back to this masterpiece I guess 😭
FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL AT LAST
that’s better ....
just want cillian and andrew to become besties again
.......? he’s giving hulk
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