It is 3 am and so suddenly, I’m without options.

It’s time to bring the National Wrestling Alliance back to prominence.

TEW thread oncoming, please mute accordingly.....

Your favourite billionaire Joseph James Hulbert has purchased the still very relevant brand from big Bill Corgz.

He has acquired twenty contracts from the World Wrestling Federation, also purchasing the many actually good tape libraries that’ll never see The Cock.

Joseph doesn’t really like any of the disgruntled folks that he’s bought out though & so instead will turn to trades. Also, he needs Eddie Kingston because it’s 3 in the fucking morning.

He may have signed Brock Lesnar & CM Punk, but Hulbert now needs someone he actually likes.

All of this means that Rosa, Jeffrey Hardy, Cedric and Peyton will head to the All Elite Fleet for Ed Kingston, Butcher, Bunny and Blade.

Meanwhile in Gotham, I’m sending Aldis, Mickie (that stings) and Ali Black to ROH for Shane Taylor, Kenneth King, Silas and Woods.

Okay, my universe is now set so this’ll almost certainly conclude the thread.

I mean, hopefully not, as perhaps I’ll actually play this game but let’s be real, the hard work here is done and so is my fun.

Filth.

On the contrary, my plan is only strengthening today, which is certainly against the run of play.

Known NWA stalwart Bret Hart will run our dojo, standing alongside revered mechanic The Lita.

Foley is also here, though I’m not really sure why beyond a fleeting promo with King.

This thread is almost certainly dead, as my interest peaked before dramatically declining during this week's Twitter hiatus.

I did save this though, so I'll share it as a thread farewell of sorts.