a #matchablossom au where joe (accidentally) gets horny on main. and a bit of confusion ensues.
literally came up with this prompt as i was eating chicken wings i feel like god
notes

— a really, really short au, will finish within 2-3 bulks of updating
— joe publicly thirst tweeting
— semi-nsfw because of the previous point mentioned
— cherry blossom ever the oblivious idiot
— time stamps do not matter
— don’t reply but qrt instead
1 — kaoru cleaned his glasses and reread that tweet because wtf
2 — it finally finished processing for both of them
3 — ooo kojiro you are so dumb oooo
4 — loving on you baby [a/n: he sounds like such a cishet playboy here its funny]
5 — (gay) crisis averted
6 — ???
7 — the least you could’ve done
8 — it’s annoying
9 — tell him the truth (but are you willing to risk it?)
10 — the green-haired devil himself
11 — if i really were your best friend
12 — i’ll tell you soon
13 — what does he think of this
14 — “friends”
15 — tears
16 — night
17 — carbonara for tomorrow
18 — “tinkering with carla”
19 — three days later
20 — the disappearance of sakurayashiki kaoru
21 — i’m 29 years old
22 — keyword: going to
23 — stupidly fucked up
24 — it’s hypocritical, isn’t it, kojiro?
small author’s note: at the beginning, i had said this was a shorter au. that was a lie. i will be updating this to around 50-60ish updates should everything go to schedule. thank you for the support on this au so far! and a reminder to qrt your opinions not reply, thank you!
25 — damage (read:pain) control
26 — priv-qrts but real life
27 — [a/n: the reason he censored it was because cherry got sniped once as a teenager and has forever been scared of jack’s power]
28 — in love but get back on track
29 — and so he runs
30 — hey
31 — i told you to trust me
32 — questions and vague answers
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