I need a laugh. Anyone have some cringy first date stories? I’ll start...I once went to dinner with this guy who only ordered tea (no food) and then PULLED OUT THE BOOK JANE EYRE AND READ HIS FAVORITE PARTS OUT LOUD FOR 30 MINUTES
I also went out with a guy who asked me if I was Asian and I said no and then he said he only liked Asian women. Another one got upset that I didn’t wear glasses...? I have so many I’ve repressed them. In conclusion dating women is so much easier
Oh! I also went out with a guy in college who told me I was dressed too loudly (I was wearing a bright pink sweater) and that I should tone it down next time so I don’t attract attention. There was no next time obviously. They’re slowly coming back to meeee
Ok this thread had turned into me relieving my dating trauma but that’s A OK 😅 I suddenly remembered the guy I went on a date with who out of nowhere started giving me weight loss advice and I was like I don’t need it but thanks. In conclusion...MEN
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