Mario players will do b reverse fireball into grab and think they’re nice

DK players will do falling nair > side b > hand slap > footstool > d tilt > jab lock > up b and think they’re crazy

Link players will do bomb into up b 25 times and think they’re sick

Samus players will b reverse charge shot into anything because charge shot is stupid and think they’re clean

Yoshi players will literally hit a forward air spike and pop off

Kirby players will do d throw into 37 dairs and think they’re kinda nice (while also complaining dair sucks)

Fox players will do nair > upsmash after failing the first 52 times and put it in their montage

Pikachu players will dive to hell to edgeguard you with their 15 lingering and lagless aerials and think they’re good at the game

Luigi players will do a 0TD that includes an airdodge read instead of the normal guaranteed 0TD and clip it

Ness players will do fair > magnet > dair on their little brother and pop off

Falcon players will hit the exact same up air up air knee combo 35 times and clip it every single time

Puff players will do sour nair > jab lock sing to rest on WiFi and think they’re crazy

Peach players will mash 47 float cancel back airs on your shield in the span of 2 seconds and say they got nice shield pressure

Bowser players will hit nair > bair and claim their character is a bit more technical than most people say

Ice climbers players will do the same desync combo 1 million times and claim they’re a hype player

Sheik players will mash all of their safe frame 1 moves on your shield and say their character is hard

Zelda players will do phantom at ledge > fair to kill at 2 percent and think they’re sick

Doc players will do d throw bair instead of d throw up air and think they’re nice

Pichu players will do nair > jablock > fsmash on WiFi all 3 stocks and say ggs

Falco players will do the same stupid up tilt combo and juggle you for 10 minutes and think they’re nice

Marth players will accidentally hit tipper fsmash and kill at 20 and say they got nice spacing

Lucina players probably order chicken tenders with fries every time they go out to dinner and get vanilla ice cream for dessert

Young link players will do literally anything into up b and pop off AND put it in their montage

Ganon players will do flame choke > tech read > fsmash and clip it

Mewtwo players will do d throw > disable on platform and think they’re sick

Roy players will press all of the buttons on their controller in the span of 2 minutes to the point where the whole controller is drenched in sweat and then say they’re good at the game

Chrom players will accidentally rob your stock at 0 with up b and claim it was intentional

Game and watch players will mash unpunishable moves for 7 minutes in their doodoo connection and then give you advice afterwards

Meta knight players will be shaking and sweating in their seat as they’re just hitting you with 15 consecutive up airs with no way to escape it

Pit players will say their character is honest as they hit you with 82 arrows offstage and reflect your projectiles with a second shield that can be used mid air

ZSS players will hit nair flip kick to kill at 40 but claim their character sucks because forward air doesn’t connect sometimes

Wario players will kill you at 0 with an inescapable 0TD and think they’re good at the game

Snake players will cover the entire stage with projectiles that he can combo into and say he’s worse on WiFi

Ike players will do nair > up b to kill at 0 and think they’re crazy

Pokémon trainer players will do the most baby mode-easy combos in the world to deal 70% claim their character is hard because there’s 3 characters in 1

Diddy players will do unreactable monkey flip to catch you shielding and say they have good conditioning

Lucas players will spam unreactable PK fire on WiFi and claim their character is technical

Sonic players will say he’s actually worse on WiFi because he can’t react without realizing that’s literally the reason he gets buffed

Dedede players will play offline for the first time and start having a mental breakdown when everyone can actually react to gordo

Olimar players will do literally anything and think they’re nice because olimar is incapable of doing anything cool

Lucario players will kill you at 10 with an uncharged fsmash and say ggs

ROB players will outcamp and outbox every character in the game while also having 0TD’s and busted ledgetrapping and recovery but say he sucks cuz bad disadvantage

What do toon link players do who even plays that character

Wolf players will do d throw > wolf flash and think they’re sick

Villager players will camp you out for 7 minutes and kill with bowling ball at ledge at 20% and wonder why nobody pings them in grind servers

Mega man players play against a character with a reflector and all of a sudden their gameplan collapses

Wii fit players literally play a fitness coach in a fighting game just to camp you out at ledge for 7 minutes

Rosa players will edgeguard you with a literal player 2 who can go offstage for them and say they got nice edgeguarding

Little mac players will literally spam unpunishable fsmash 6 times in a row while claiming their character is worse on WiFi

Greninja players will do drag down up air > jab lock fsmash and save the replay

Palutena players will say their character isn’t top 5 after the nerfs anymore because now she takes slightly more skill

Pac-Man players will hit up throw melon and say they’re big brain

Robin players will spam arc fire at ledge for 7 minutes and say ggs after

Shulk players will hack their switch to use cheat codes but say “he has slow startup tho”

Bowser Jr players will spam cart around the stage and make it impossible for you to hit them and claim their character is worse online

Duck hunt players will say their character is high tier as they struggle to kill at 230%

Ryu players don’t exist

Ken players will hit the same dumb string into shoryu and say they’re sick

Cloud players spam back air at ledge 20 times and say they got nice ledgetrapping

Corrin players play a game with over 70 unique characters from tons of different franchises just to play corrin

Bayo players will do the same 0TD that carries their opponent to the blastzone 273 times and say “I ate that ” every single time

Inkling players say their character is hard when their hardest kill confirm is literally up throw > up air

Ridley players will hit downwards up b spike on ledge for the 15th time and say they’re sick

Simon & Richter players will say their character is sick while using the same 2 moves for the entirety of the match

K rool players will hit crown > back air and save the replay

Isabelle players will catch a fish irl and throw it back in the air to try and kill it

Incineroar players will kill you at 5% with an unreactable side b and say they outplayed you

Piranha plant players will throw a bowling ball at your head and call it a mixup

Joker players will scream “reeeeee” with their friends in band class

Hero players will say their character is top 10 as they top deck kamikazee in grands

Banjo players will shit fire from their ass and try and combo it into their rubber chicken

Terry players will mash unpunishable moves all over your face and somehow think they’re good at the game

Byleth players wanted byleth in the game and I find that disappointing

Min min players have disjoints they cover half the stage and can combo, and STILL lose

Steve players will create a literal obstacle course on the ledge and and say they’re ledgetrapping is nice

Sephiroth players will spam their stupid side b on you and try and combo it into octoslash just to miss and die offstage

Pyra/Mythra players will mash all of their safe, disjointed and lagless aerials, with a play-the-game-for-you side b on Pyra and they STILL lose